TYPHUS: what the fuck ROBO: Well, shit GANDURO: feel like you’re in resident evil TYPHUS: Yeah I know TYPHUS: what the holy ass fuck is this hallway? ROBO: Why is it so orange TYPHUS: Aw, this place is awesome! TYPHUS: ok put some money in TYPHUS: give me that soda! TYPHUS: oh this is great dude TYPHUS: why can’t we just stay here? TYPHUS: we’ve been stuck on the forest for so long that TYPHUS: this all looks weird TERA: right? TYPHUS: yeah this must be what cavemen feel like when they come to the future TYPHUS: I mean if that was, even possible ROBO: You say that like it has happened. ROBO: Like that’s a very real thing. TYPHUS: Yeah, yeah, that happens all the time TYPHUS: look at this fucking gay ass chair TYPHUS: Who the fuck buys a chair like this? ROBO: fuck ROBO: Stupid chair, wasn’t worth losing some of my health. TYPHUS: What the fuck? BLUE: Leeroy jenkins!
ROBO: That’s pleasant! TERA: See the eyes and noses? TYPHUS: Oh, that’s awesome. Aw look, he’s just chillin TYPHUS: Is he okay? TERA: No. GANDURO: He’s dead.
ROBO: Your character just shook his head. TERA: No. TYPHUS: Noooooo
BLUE: Just snap his neck. BLUE: Come on, snap his neck! TYPHUS: Is that Timmy? TERA: Yeah, it’s Timmy
GANDURO: Yeah ROBO: We’re having like a very emotional moment and we’re just… [indistinct] TYPHUS: Oh that’s so sad ROBO: We’re just laughing TYPHUS: I know. TERA: Ain’t over yet guys TERA: Blue, don’t go further BLUE: Why not? TERA: you know why not ROBO: You’re gonna get fucking…
BLUE: I don’t know why not TERA: Cuz the boss is on the other side of that door TYPHUS: Alright, don’t worry you guys. Duchess is with us now. ROBO: *gasp* Duchess! TYPHUS: alright Duchess I need you to help me. TYPHUS: no, don’t go to sleep! okay never mind she just went to sleep GANDURO: K, so… ROBO: Typhus, tell…tell Duchess that I love her TYPHUS: hey Duchess, Robo says she loves you. TYPHUS: Aww. TYPHUS: she just moved her little nose. TERA: all right guys, you ready? TYPHUS: I’m scared. let me eat something TYPHUS: Boom. Boom! BLUE: LEEEEROY JENNNNKINS!!
TERA & GANDURO: Blue! Blue! GANDURO: Calm yourself. TERA: Don’t even. Okay. TERA: can you not, please? TERA: I’d move back, you guys. I’d move back TYPHUS: okay [indistinct] TYPHUS: Hold on, one more time. TYPHUS: Okay, I hit her. ROBO: Shit she’s going crazy ROBO: [indistinct] stupid
TYPHUS: Whoaaa! TYPHUS: what the fuck TYPHUS: kill it
TERA: Oh god ROBO: That’s…not what I expected it to look like. TYPHUS: kill it TYPHUS: wait hold on we’ve got us we got an ace in the hole! Ganduro’s got that badass bow thing ROBO: Fuck GANDURO: dead!
TYPHUS: Aw, fuck yeah ROBO: Oh shit TYPHUS: get fucked you little bitch TYPHUS: alright, now let’s throw her into that wood chipper thing TYPHUS: “live sample required” TYPHUS: is she still alive? TERA: What do you think? TYPHUS: Aw, come the fuck on doesn’t anyone clean this shit up? ROBO: I’m about to die. TYPHUS: Where are you? ROBO: I like apparently don’t have cash. So I couldn’t get anything from the vending machines. ROBO: Why do we have to pay for the snacks in the vending machine? ROBO: there is no one from stopping us -to stop us from break- just breaking the glass and just taking it all. TYPHUS: because then Robo, we’ll be like the fucking cannibals, alright? TYPHUS: Ow.
TERA: Sorry ROBO: We ARE cannibals!! What are you talking about?! TYPHUS: Yeah, but we’re not like them! GANDURO: well you guys, but not me. GANDURO: I’m cooking decent meals, unlike you- you guys. TERA: unlike us savages! TERA: all right guys, decision time. GANDURO: which ending you want to go. TERA: we can either let Timmy die, or we can have another plane crash and steal a kid TERA: and then Timmy lives. ROBO: Umm ROBO: I don’t give a shit about Timmy
BLUE: Timmy…timmy… BLUE: Timmy died. BLUE: Timmy died.
TYPHUS: man, fuck Timmy. Kill Timmy. ROBO: Yes, kill Timmy. TERA: alright TYPHUS: hey Timmy next time don’t get fucking kidnapped and have us stranded on an island GANDURO: anyway we’re going to get a much better thing anyway TERA: Yep
TYPHUS: Yeah TERA: YUP
TYPHUS: At least we’re not…at least we’re not paying child support
BLUE: What the fuck? BLUE: What the…
TERA: BLUE?? ROBO: Blue?
TYPHUS: Blue…come back in, come back in ROBO: yeah I think that…
[Crosstalk] TERA: Are you outside the map? GANDURO: yeah I think so he’s outside the… BLUE: What??
ROBO: Nooo! Blue!
TYPHUS: Blue, nooo! TYPHUS: Nooo! BLUE: It’s so dark over there. BLUE: Oh, I see the void ROBO: Stay away from the light, Blue! BLUE: How I’m supposed…how I’m supposed to get out? TERA: Uhhh, I guess you can’t. ROBO & TYPHUS: Nooooo ROBO: Oh shit! Oh shit! I popped into the void ROBO: Blue? Blue. Do you see me, Blue? ROBO: Turn around!
BLUE: Yes! ROBO: Come on, follow me! TYPHUS: Stop…stop yelling at him, Robo. Jesus
BLUE: I can’t. [Crosstalk]
ROBO: I’m just stressed ROBO: I’m distressed
BLUE: It’s not letting me ROBO: noo… BLUE: Fucking hates it. TERA: I’m sorry Blue
BLUE: Going down.. BLUE: into the void BLUE: Cuz…that’s kind of my nightmare TERA: Ohh ROBO: Do you guys have any more snacks? TERA: Robo…I thought Typhus was supposed to be the hungry one ROBO: I just…I didn’t…I didn’t have any money for snacks, dude! TYPHUS: well you should’ve fucking ate before we left! ROBO: I did! GANDURO: Oh, Timmy. TYPHUS: Get fucked, Timmy! ROBO: Fuck TERA: Fuck him TERA: Who cares? TYPHUS: Oh…burn, Timmy. TYPHUS: Burn.